| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
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