| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| MARPS | Mind Altering Recreational Pharmaceuticals |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
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