| Acronym | Meaning |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| GROLIES | (UK) Guardian Reader Of Low Intellect In Ethnic Skirt |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |