| Acronym | Meaning |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| NLPR | No Longer Playing Records (dying) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F*cked Up |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |