| Acronym | Meaning |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |