| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 10TH FT | 10th Floor Transfer - Dying (floor Number Is Always The Next Number On From The Highest Floor In The Hospital). |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| SWI | Something Wrong Inside |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
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