| Acronym | Meaning |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |