| Acronym | Meaning |
 | UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| OAP | Over-Anxious Patient |
| AGA | Acute Gravity Attack (fell Over) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
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