| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| CLL | Chronic Low Life |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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