| Acronym | Meaning |
 | KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| CLOMI | Cat Like Observation And Masterful Inactivity (patient Under Observation) |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| CRI | Cranial-Rectal Insertion Or Cranial-Rectal Inversion (head-up-ass Syndrome) |
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