| Acronym | Meaning |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |