| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GLF | Ground Level Fall (tripped Over) |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
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