| Acronym | Meaning |
| MILF | Mother I'd Like To F**k. US Version Of GLM Who Is Also PHAT |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| OTD&DDR | Out The Door And Down The Road. |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |