| Acronym | Meaning |
 | MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| GTG | Go To Ground - Fall Out Of Bed Or Chair |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| RUTUS | Rounding Up The Usual Suspects - Ordering A Set Of Tests For A Given Set Of Symptoms |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
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