| Acronym | Meaning |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| HTK | Higher Than A Kite |
| YMRASU | Your Medical Records Are Screwed Up |
| P4P | Penicillin For Prick (peniecille For Penile Discharge) |
| TOG | Tears Of Gratitude |