| Acronym | Meaning |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| UDI | Unidentified Drinking Injury |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| SIO | Sleeping It Off |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |