| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
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