| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| DKA | Don't/Doesn't Know Anything (but Is Explained To Relatives As Diabetic Ketoacidosis If Challenged) |
| SOCMOB | Standing On Corner Minding Own Business (when Inexplicably Injured) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
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