| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| VTMK | Voice To Melt Knickers (the Voice Deliberately Cultivated By Some Doctors) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
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