| Acronym | Meaning |
 | EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| VBT | Very Bad Thing |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
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