| Acronym | Meaning |
| TBC | Total Body Crunch: Multiple Injuries |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| KFO | Knock The F*cker Out (patient Either Obnoxious Or Screaming In Pain) |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |