| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| BBLS | Belly-button Lint Sign - Male, Middle-aged, Overweight And Hairy (an Umbilicus That Looks Like The Lint (fluff) Trap In A Tumble Dryer Is Most Common In Overweight, Hairy, Older Men). Known As Belly-Button Fluff Sign In The UK. |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| SEP | Somebody Else's Problem (not To Be Confused With Sepsis) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
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