| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| NARS | Not A Rocket Scientist (low IQ) |
| RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| GUCCI | Genito-Urinary Clinc, Chlamydial Infection (posh Female With Sexually Transmitted Chlamydial Infection) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
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