| Acronym | Meaning |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |