| Acronym | Meaning |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |