| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| COSMONAUT | Cat Owner, Smells, Made Of Nuts And Used Tampons ("mad Cat Lady" With Poor Hygiene And Body Odour) |
| SHPOS | Sub-Human Piece Of Sh*t |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
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