| Acronym | Meaning |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| BFH | Big Fucking Head; Hydrocephalus As In A "FLK With A BFH" (can Be Metaphorical For Arrogant Consultant) |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| GOL | Gone Off Legs (see FOL) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |