| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| C&T WARD | Coma Ward - "cabbages And Turnips" |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| AHF | Acute Hissy Fit |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| RBS | Really Bad Shape |