| Acronym | Meaning |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| BFH | Brat From Hell (usually Accompanied By PFH - Parent(s) From Hell) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| GTMJACB | Gone To Meet Jesus, Ain't Coming Back (dead) |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |