| Acronym | Meaning |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| DIFFC | Dropped In For Friendly Chat (i.e. No Medical Problem) |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |