| Acronym | Meaning |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| TATT | Talks All The Time (also "Tired All The Time") |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |