| Acronym | Meaning |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |