| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| FOL | Fat Old Lady, Gone Off Legs (GOF), Full Of Sh*t(FOS). Confused Elderly Female, Unable To Exercise At Home, Now Unable To Move Unaided And Badly Constipated As A Result (see Also TCS). |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
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