| Acronym | Meaning |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |