| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| PWT | Poor White Trash (with A Condition Related To Their Lifestyle) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
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