| Acronym | Meaning |
 | PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| PPPPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put-together (really Old And / Or Decrepit) |
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