| Acronym | Meaning |
 | 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| CAT6 | Triage Is Cat 1 (major) To Cat 5 (minor) So Cat 6 Means A Timewaster |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| FPO | For Practice Only (FTD) |
| PWFS | Post-Weekend Fatigue Syndrome - An Ailment Which Presents At GP Surgeries On Monday Mornings |
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