| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FIT | Fart In Transit (gas Seen In The Intestines On An Abdominal Film) |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
| PHAT | Pretty Hot And Tempting (warning To Others) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| ELFS | Evil Little F*ckers (irritating Children) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
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