| Acronym | Meaning |
 | APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| MCBP | Member Of The College Of Bystander Physicians I.e. Doctor Having A Look-see |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TSL | Too Stupid To Live |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
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