| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| ECU | Eternal Care Unit: Heaven ("gone To The ECU" = Dead) |
| NFR | Not For Resuscitation; Used On Elderly Patients' Charts Where The DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) Instruction Is Without The Knowledge Of The Patient Themselves Or Their Family |
| RPVU | Relative Porsche Value Unit: Surgical Index Of Potential Income From The Repair Of Patient Injuries, Usually Orthopaedic In Nature. Fractured Finger = A Windscreen Wiper; A Fractured Hip = New Tyres Etc. |
| ERCP | Emergency Retrograde Clerking Of Patient, An Emergency Procedure Before The Consultant Rounds |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
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