| Acronym | Meaning |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| CRAFT | Can't Remember A Fucking Thing |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| SOB | Sitting Out Of Bed / Sitting On Bed |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |