| Acronym | Meaning |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| APD | Acute Prozac Deficiency (depression) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| PCUINIA | Please Consult Us If New (Surgical) Issues Arise - I.e. Please Never Page Me Again |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| DOD | Donut Of Death - CT Scanner |