| Acronym | Meaning |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| MFD | Measure For Dispatch (coffin), (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |