| Acronym | Meaning |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |
| RTTL | Running Towards The Light - Dying |
| TEETH | Tried Everything Else, Try Homeopathy |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| HI5 | HIV Positive ("V" Being The Roman Numeral For 5) |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |