| Acronym | Meaning |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| CTD | Circling The Drain (Close To Death) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| TTTR | Tooth To Tattoo Ratio - Visual Determination Of Basic Intelligence. A Positive Ratio (more Teeth Then Tattoos) Is Generally Better Than A Negative Ratio, Which Is Bad. |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| DWPA | Death / Dying With Paramedic Assistance |