| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |
| TTFO | Told To F*ck Off |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| SPAK | Status Post Ass Kicking |
| FOOBA | Found On Ortho Barely Alive (a Play On FUBAR - F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition) |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| TUBE | Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination (might Happen To A GLM / MILF) |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |