| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BSS | Bilateral Samsonite Syndrome: Patient Admitted With Both Their Bags Packed In Preparation |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass; Unnecessary Procedure/prescription Done To Avoid Being Sued |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| TOI | Trans-occipital Implants - Bullet Wound To The Head |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| OBE | Open Both Ends (known In UK As DNV - Diarrhoea And Vomiting) |
| DFO | Drunk And Fell Over |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
| LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
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