| Acronym | Meaning |
 | IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
| APTFRAN | Apply Pillow To Face, Repeat As Necessary (for Annoying Patient) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| KSS | Kidney Stone Squirm - A Spot Diagnosis In A&E |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
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