| Acronym | Meaning |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| FOB | Found On Bench |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| AMYOYO | Alright Motherfucker, You're On Your Own (seen In Head Injury Patients In Intensive Care) |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |