| Acronym | Meaning |
 | NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
| NETMA | Nobody Ever Tells Me Anything (generally A Doctor's Gripe On A Patient's Chart) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| FLK | Funny Looking Kid (sometimes Suggests Rural Inbreeding - See FLP) |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
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