| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
| COPD | Chronic Old Persons Disease (unwell, No Specific Cause) |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| CBT | Chronic Burger/Biscuit Toxicity (obesity) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| TCLT | Transcranial Lead Therapy - Gunshot Wound Passing Through Head |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| WAFTAM | ("woff-tam"): Waste Of F***ing Time And Money |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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