| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
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