| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JPFROG | Just Plain F***ing Ran Out Of Gas (old Age, Etc) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| ART | Approaching Room Temperature (dead) |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| GWR | God's Waiting Room; Intensive Care Unit And/or Geriatric Unit |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
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