| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| OPD | Obnoxious Personality Disorder |
| RR | Rocket Room - A Ward/unit Where There Are Many Deaths (many Transfers To Heaven) |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| LRO | Luck Ran Out (cheated Death Before, But Not This Time) |
| GORK | God Only Really Knows |
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