| Acronym | Meaning |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| EC | Eternal Care - Intensive Care (for A Patient Who Won't Come Out Again) |
| FDSTW | Found Dead Stayed That Way |
| SSDD | Same Sh*t Different Day |
| ALP | Acute Lead Poisoning - Gunshot Wound |
| MUH | Messed Up Heart |
| GOMER | Get Out Of My Emergency Room; Extended To Mean Elderly Patient Who Is Unable To Communicate Their Symptoms And Passed From One Department To Another |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| JPS | Just Plain Stupid (self Induced Injury Involving Lack Of Common Sense) |