| Acronym | Meaning |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| FTD | Fixing To Die |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |